I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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