i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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