I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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