That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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