By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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