How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
