He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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