I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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