I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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