were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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