Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
