My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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