If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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