IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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