I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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