I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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