Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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