bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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