Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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