I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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