I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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