I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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