dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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