mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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