so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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