i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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