i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
What drink are we having for lunch?
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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