One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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