dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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