End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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