dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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