absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize