he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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