official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
