Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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