I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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