Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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