I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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