Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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