Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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