I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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