Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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