its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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