he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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