I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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