Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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