I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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