Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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