what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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