I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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