Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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