let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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