When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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