He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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