I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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